Ah Stuart, brilliant as always! I love your response to this challenge and the new words.

1. Tangendiva

A female person who sends you off on wild deviations from the stuff you should be thinking about in search of made-up words. (The male version would be TANGENDIDIOT)

2. Curted

The resulting response when your story has been considered for a nano-second worthy of curation, but then is flatly declined.

I am updating my database and will update the dictionary too :) I love love love Curted. I've often felt curted.